Some things that happen as you get older.. It's true - you wear bigger underwear You care about the weather more You want to have a boring relationship You're in bed by 8.30pm on a Friday night You don't have as much drama in your life - you don't put up with bad friends any more You care about money a lot more (because you need it to pay the mortgage) and are left thinking 'Shit, why didn't I do Psychology at Uni instead of Graphic Design!?' You can't eat whatever you want any more or drink as much alcohol - You have to do exercise, it sucks.